so here’s the deal.
- robert downey jr. can sing
- jeremy renner can sing
- scarlett johannson can sing
- chris evans can sing
- mark ruffalo can sing
- chris hemsworth can sing
- tom hiddleston can sing
joss whedon, where is my avengers musical. i know you’ve got it in you. and i know you want it just as bad as i do. i sincerely hope that was part of the contract you just signed.
me: so i want my avengers musical now
vanessa: that’d be great
me: can you imagine loki singing a classic villain song??
vanessa: …
vanessa: HOW BA-A-A-AD CAN I BE?
me: FUCKING HELL

