Siri Failures, Illustrated

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The recent illustrations of Siri, the iPhone 4S voice-recognition based assistant, failing to provide information to users about abortion, birth control, help after rape and help with domestic violence has gotten a lot of notice. Yesterday’s post with screenshots from a Twitter conversation I was a part of has netted 200+ notes the last I looked.

There have been a number of arguments, three of which compelled me. The first was “why aren’t there screenshots?” Here, you have them, in spades. The second two:

• “It’s just a phone, why do you expect it do all this?”
  Siri can answer a lot of health related questions perfectly well, why shouldn’t we expect it to be able to answer reproductive health related queries too? Why treat reproductive health as a walled-off garden that the general public can’t or shouldn’t be exposed to? It’s not simply that in some places Siri has sent people to distant anti-choice fake clinics when they’ve asked where they can get abortions (and there are providers near to them) it’s also that in some locations (including mine) Siri refuses to disclose abortion clinic locations at all. Watch:
  
  
  
  So even though there’s a clinic less than 3 miles from where I was sitting at the time, Siri couldn’t find one. Nor could Siri even define abortion. And note what’s missing: no offer to search the web. Usually when Siri can’t find an answer, there’s an offer to search the web for you, as I found when I asked about abortion counseling
  
  
  
  So Siri won’t help me find where to get an abortion or search the web for me about it, but will search the web for me to find someone who will talk to be about abortion. Huh. Odd.
  
  But what if I know the name of the clinic I’m looking for? What does Siri do then?
  
  
  
  This particular clinic’s name is unique, so much so that if you simply Google “Allegheny Reproductive” you find it, first result. (The website is alleghenyreproductive.com) But Siri is stumped. Not so with other businesses that you provide a full name for, such as:
  
  
  
  South Hills Hardware isn’t actually the name of the Hardware store, it’s South Hills True Value Home Center. But that didn’t stop Siri!
  
  But how about if we get a little more specific? City names, or even street names attached to the full and proper names of the other abortion providers in Pittsburgh?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Well, maybe the problem is that Siri just doesn’t have a good index of locations in Pittsburgh? No, I don’t think so.
  
  
  
  And as has been discussed elsewhere, it’s not just abortion. It’s birth control. You know, that stuff that 99% of American women will use in their lifetimes. (More common than gyros for certain.)
  
  
  
  No birth control clinics to be found. Okay, two questions are raised: why is Siri’s response to the keywords “birth control” mapping to a search for birth control clinics to begin with? Second: why, again, is there no option to search the web? If you search the web, incidentally, for “birth control clinic Pittsburgh” guess what you get?
  
  
  
  And if you search, more meaningfully, on Google for your express need, it’s simple to see where you should go:
  
  
  
  Siri can’t help in a situation where you need emergency contraceptives, either, a situation that is very time sensitive and when a person might want the app that’s being used to sell their phone, branded as a convenience device that’s meant to save your time, energy and provide what you need at the speaking of a sentence, to be able to help. Here’s Siri’s take on EC:
  
  
  
  Now it might be reasonable to think that “emergency contraceptive” means “emergency room” because that’s where emergencies go. But it’s not helpful. EC is available over the counter to adults, at any pharmacy (that’s willing to stock/dispense it). You don’t need or want to go to an ER for it. So while the thinking is clear, it’s wrong. And what happens if you ask for EC by it’s more colloquial name?
  
  
  
  And what if you ask for EC by its brand names?
  
  
  
  Siri can’t recognize “Plan B.”
  
  
  
  And Siri believes that “Plan B One Step” is a company, and provides a stock report. I’m not sure what PLB.AX is but it can’t help me to not get pregnant.
  
  But maybe the issue is that Siri just doesn’t understand the names of medication or where one goes to get medication. That could be beyond Siri’s programming. That’s possible, right?
  
  
  
  Nope.
  
  Overall, Siri is really limited here. There is no legitimate reason that inquiring about a business by name and with the name of the street on which its located (to a device that can pinpoint your location within meters and can use it as a starting parameter for a search) should get a response of “can’t be found” with no option to search further. There’s really no reason why it should be handling birth control requests the way that it does, and no reason why the same keyword searches on these topics give results on Google (or any other general search engine) and nothing on Siri at all.


• Another objection I saw was along the lines of “Why would you use Siri if you were raped or beaten by your husband?
  This is pretty obvious to me: maybe because if you’re hurt badly, all you might be able to do is hold down one button and say what happened to you. Nevertheless, if Siri can understand “I broke a tooth” and direct you to a dentist:
  
  Or knows what to do if you’re simply “hurt”:
  
  Then there’s no excuse for her to be a smartass about serious violence:
  
  
  
  At least somewhere in the mix of rape-related inquiries and resultant snark, Siri did sneak in an offer to search the web for me.
  
  
  
  Note, however, that Siri does know what rape is, as demonstrated by this query and response:
  
  
  
  Why the programming treats that inquiry that way (and can’t find PAAR which is 1.5 miles from where I sit) I do not know. This would be a great time to list those ERs, or perhaps even law enforcement, but apparently rape is just sexual abuse, never a medical or legal issue? I can’t begin to understand this thinking.

Is this the most terrible programming failure ever? No. Is this worth a boycott of Apple? I don’t think so. What it is, however, is a demonstration of a problem. Especially when certain topics seem to be behind a black wall where information that’s readily available online is not being “found” or presented. This is something that Apple and/or Wolfram Alpha need to address and rectify.

Here is Apple’s contact page (lower right is “Feedback”). Let them know about this problem so the iPhone 5 is better about all of this. 

Sorry to spam everyone’s dash with this, but I thought it would be interesting to shows a visualization of the failures.

This is super long I know, but this is pretty damn scary.

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HOLY CRAP!  This woman pole dances like she plans to take it to the olympics and win the gold.  It gets good at 1:20.

At the 3:20 mark it becomes unbelievable. 

The sheer strength this woman has is just incredible. She’s absolutely amazing.

…There’s pole dancing conventions?

My jaw dropped at 3:20.

Best SOPA post ever

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Found by me at: http://9gag.com/gag/1978518?ref=fb-share

what is this beauty

BEST POST EVER

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cleanest gif ever

holy shit.

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I used to think it was near impossible for a person to make the :\ face

but then I met Jim Moriarty

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This is terrifying

i feel a rage coming on, all right

America had 86 twisters in the last 18 hours.

Holy shit I was checking Avengers show times and both IMAX and regular are/have been completely sold out for the whole day.

tuckthis:

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You think it’s like this, but it’s really like this.

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The Sun and Inner Planets Moving Through Space

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this changes everything

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THESE IMPRESSIONS

JON, LITTLEFINGER, DAVOS, JORAH, MY GOD

#i never realized how stupid everyone in this show sounds

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Girl can say any word backwards within seconds

I want to be able to do this.

OH my god, her brain must be like:

Stealing cookies from the cookie jar when out of the corner of my eye I spot him

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CHRIST

Avengers Fic: Bedtime Stories and Nightmares, pt. 1

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((I am ever slow, but here is the third writing prompt from my contest, this one for Nashirah.  The request will be obvious, soon enough. 8) ))

The card simply said, “Happy Father’s Day!”

Tony studied it, a faint frown on his face. “Well, that’s random,” he said, flipping the thin card over. The paper was delicate, a fine linen more associated with a high class wedding invitation than a card from one mall shop. There were no other identifying marks, just the black script printing. “Not to mention completely out of season. Jarvis, where did this come from?”

“The envelope was with the day’s mail,” Jarvis said, and Tony reached for the envelope. His name and the address was printed in the same elegant script, but there was no stamp, or return address. He turned it over, considered the back, where a red wax seal had held the flap closed. He’d broken it when he opened the envelope, but as he pressed it back together, he could make out the elaborate seal that had been pressed into the hot wax. It wasn’t familiar.

“And that is our weirdness of the day.” Tony tossed the card and the enveloped onto the counter and reached for the coffee pot.

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