Tony Stark: pepper code light purple
Pepper Potts: What is it this time?
Tony Stark: hes crying
Tony Stark: hes crying because of a commercial about sad animals the fuck do i do
Pepper Potts: Calm down. He’s from the 40’s, did you expect him to be used to shock value television yet?
Tony Stark: HE IS CRYING ON MY SWEATER
Pepper Potts: HONESTLY
Tony Stark: MAKE IT STOP
Pepper Potts: JUST HOLD HIM, STARK
Tony Stark: donate at least 1000000$ to the ASPCA
Tony Stark: so this NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN
Pepper Potts: Will that be all, Mr. Stark?
Tony Stark: Thank you ms potts
Theeeese are the only Avengers Blends I think turned out alright Q3Q Some characters, like Tony, don’t lend themselves to tea, as well, I don’t think D: But I think these guys totally work *w*
Thor Blend: A deep, strong flavor, incredibly masculine, with bright notes of apricot. (mambo, apricot, toasted mate)
Loki Blend: ‘So I am no more than another scorned idea, locked in your mental tea cabinet until you might have use of me? You could have told me it wouldn’t happen from the beginning! Why didn’t you? What, because I— I— I am the caffeinated blend parents won’t let their children try at night? You know, it all makes sense now, why you favoured Holmes all these years, because no matter how often you claim to make tea, you could never have a Frost Giant featured in your signature blends!’ [Thank you to the anonymous writer that left me this note, and prompted me to make a blend for Loki. Cool, refreshing, but just a bit dark, with a hint of floral undertones. This blend truly shines when iced.] (gunpowder, spearmint, rooibos jasmine)
Steve Rogers Blend: As American as Apple Pie, perfectly sweet, but built for strength. (spiced apple chai, almond, assam melody)
I <3 Son of Coul
(This one gets reposted without credit all the time, but at least I have that watermark there?)
I feel like this is a good time to bring this back to my blog
I NEED A BATHTUB FOR MY TEARS
it’s okay Loki we all have those days
[Chris Hemsworth] is a big boy, and it’s all real. There’s no CGI. He eats that much chicken, he lifts all that weight, he kick-boxes, he’s a Muay Thai champion. I mean, to the point where Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr were reduced to just standing around and touching him.
Agent Coulson meeting his younger self
SPN!Loki makes Avengers!Loki an archangel for shits and giggles. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG. If this hasnt been done before, then I have seriously overestimated the internet.
I drew this after reading something Mark Ruffalo said in an interview along the lines of “Bruce finding his family” after making friends with Tony. So in my mind, after the war and when Tony and Bruce rode off, Tony took him home to beg Pepper to keep him.
She said yes.
As long as he cleans up any mess he may make if he Hulks out.
more SuperVengers, with Gabe gifting his powers to Loki and hanging out in Asgard as the Other Loki